Toilets and Toddlers

Hello. This has got to be some kind of record. I mean. I did just blog last week.

My child also is obsessed with taking pictures. She already knows how to open my phone up for the camera. I wouldn't be surprised if she knew my password by now. Kids are too smart. Who remembers barely being able to play with an etch-a-sketch?!

How do I get rid of this Binky?! I swear my child becomes more dependent on this thing by the day. Please don't say cold turkey, I don't know if my emotions can take it.

So my life became complete again when HULU decided to put the ENTIRE series of Will and Grace. This was also a public service announcement. You're welcome.

What's EVEN better, my prayers were answered and this show is back. YES. I was a little taken aback by the first episode of the new season. I could have guessed as much. But come on.

This last week of work had me like: 

I swear every patient has C Diff right now on our floor and every single bacteria imaginable. The flu has taken over our hospital and won't let go. 

Speaking of POO. My little Allie cat is so preoccupied with the toilet lately. I mean she's obsessed. My time alone in the bathroom is officially over. She comes to find me in the bathroom so she can play with the toilet paper. 

Minus the cat and insert my child. Actually, scratch that, my cats and my child do this. 

Welcome to my life. 

We have also read the same books over 179753947 times and sang Row, Row, Row your boat in 3 different renditions the same amount of times. 

My child is all about repetition these days. I've watched Moana more times than I'm willing to admit. This fits a little too perfect. I can't even tell you. 

Y'all I need a new movie for my kid. I cannot watch this movie anymore. #momlife #momfail

I know I can't be the only one. 

And then last but not least a very random picture, because I love these two so much. 

Ps. Mama's when did you start trying to potty train your babies?! 

Is 19 months too early? 

Will I lose my mind in the process?

Happy New year and a Face Lift!

Happy New Year Everyone!!!

You opened this because you almost thought I got a facelift... Well the old blog got a face lift. 

It's loud, it's out there, I definitely feel more at home.  

Thanks to my friend, Becca at Jumping Jax Designs, my blog no longer looks like a ghetto part of the internet. Thanks girl! She creates all kinds of things, cards, announcements, and blog things. Go check her out!!

So turns out last year I only blogged 4 times. Probably because I didn't know anything about being a mother. Well i'm still clueless, so not much has changed. The only real thing that has changed is my child's lovely attitude. 

We didn't get a Christmas card out this year... 

But I did however get some half ass pictures in front of the tree. I guess that has to count for something! 

I have to admit taking pictures at bedtime was not ideal. 

Books come before anything else in our house. 

A very sweet attempt was made by this baby. We've been working on blowing kisses. She can be the sweetest sometimes, but mostly a Sour patch kid! 

See what I mean by the sour part... #RBF

However, we had an excellent Christmas, my leadership at work was way too good to me this year and I got to spend Christmas at home with my family. I really have so much to be thankful for this year and every year. 

Well I don't know about you, but I don't have many New Year's Resolutions this year, but I do have a few. 

• Keep my child alive. Seems like a no brainer, but some days I wonder how the cats made it this far. 
• I need to put down my phone more often. I need to be more present, especially when i'm with Allie.
• Eat more at home. I find myself eating out way too much. I love to cook and need to do it more. 
• Go to Disney as much as possible. We have about a year and some change left in Southern Cali and we have to make the best of it!!! Plus, I just bought more ears. 
• Remember, to do things for myself. Mom's this should be something you should do always. It's so hard to take care of yourself when you have a little one. 

I hope everyone has had an amazing start to this year!!